domingo, 6 de diciembre de 2015

lunes, 16 de noviembre de 2015

"Su Alteza Johi" -Mi papá, lunes 17 de noviembre, durante la cena.

Mi tía chequea regularmente si todavía queda algún miembro de la realeza europea entre 25 y 35 años con el que yo pudiera contraer matrimonio.

Verduras antropomorfas

Treulose Tomate = tomate traicionero
Skandalnudel = Fideo escandaloso
Pflaume = ciruela (o quiere decir: bobo)

miércoles, 11 de noviembre de 2015

Exercices in Style - Raymond Queneau

Litotes
Some of us were travelling together. A young man, who didn't look very intelligent, spoke to the man next to him for a few moments, then he went and sat down. Two hours later I met him again; he was with a friend and was talking about clothes.
Metaphorically

In the centre of the day, tossed among the shoal of travelling sardines in a coleopter with a big white carapace, a chicken with a long, featherless neck suddenly harangued one, a peace-abiding one, of their number, and its parlance, moist with protest, was unfolded upon the airs. Then, attracted by a void, the fledgling precipitated itself thereunto.
In a bleak, urban desert, I saw it again that selfsame day, drinking the cup of humiliation offered by a lowly button.
Retrograde
You ought to put another button on your overcoat, his friend told him. I met him in the middle of the Cour de Rome, after having left him rushing avidly towards a seat. He had just protested against being pushed by another passenger who, he said, was jostling him every time anyone got off. This scraggy young man was the wearer of a ridiculous hat. This took place on the platform of an S bus which was full that particular midday. 

lunes, 17 de agosto de 2015

miércoles, 12 de agosto de 2015

Democracia apartaméntica

En mi pecera viven ahora dos crustáceos.
Sospecho que uno de ellos vino a mí con la intención de postularse para alcalde del apartamento.

Monstruo Lunar


jueves, 30 de julio de 2015

A dónde prefiere sentarse: en medio, adelante o atrás?


Busco trabajo

Mi oficio ideal sería limpiar el cielo con una escoba, cuando se llena de nubes.
O pintar la grama de verde, hoja por hoja, con un pincel perfilador (o lengua de gato).

Quizás me dedico simplemente a esclarecer los mitos y verdades del chocolate.

martes, 12 de mayo de 2015

Caminando